Tuesday, May 12, 2009
No Fun Blind Item
It seems there is already drama and the gossip that follows rearing it's ugly head surrounding No Fun 2009... And the fest hasn't even started!
Which band performing at this year's No Fun Fest has threatened to break all of Pedestrian Deposit's gear, claiming that he has no business being in New York City?
is it:
a. Bardo Pond
b. Sonic Youth
c. Thrones
d. Prurient
Sunday, March 30, 2008
Kyle H. Mabson Ruins His Dad's Life
Kyle H. Mabson is into MILFs. He recently had an affair with his step-mother. His father walked in on them in his own bed! They are now getting divorced, but can Kyle and his step-mom's love last????
Thursday, March 27, 2008
Door's Favorite Band is Bright Eyes
Door is mostly inspired by Bright Eyes. "I love his songs, man. They're great. They really hit home. Some nights when I was alone and pensive in New Brunswick I would put that CD on and cry."
Mark Morgan takes it in the ASS!!
After the sightings show at The Bank in Baltimore Mark Morgan made his way into the bedroom of a female house member of The Bank and after a session of heavy petting overheard by Max it turns out a finger was inserted into Mark's ass much to his pleasant surprise. Morgan confirms that it was an 18" strap-on, blue in color with a vibrator. "That girl was a kinky young lady!"
Sharkiface is Pregnant with Loach Fillet's Baby
Its official! Beware the baby bump... it's coming soon! to a Pigs in the Ground show near you.
Saturday, March 01, 2008
Tuesday, February 26, 2008
Monday, February 25, 2008
Suzy from Pod Blotz Gets Her Face Punched In By The Girl In Head Molt During INC Squelcher Set
We heard it happened.... what did YOU hear??
update: we heard it might have just been some random person...
INC '08 Marks One Year Anniversary of Nomadic Menstration
Last February in Sarasota, Fl at a post-INC show. A self-proclaimed Bjork sound alike college girl from Florida New College was at a Noise Nomads show. She came because she claimed to be so prolific at singing that Jeremy from Lazy Magnet who was also on the bill asked her to come and sing in his band. She came watched Noise Nomads and had to leave after their set because "I have to go, that music made me start my period."
Back in the Day When Tom Smith and Graham Moore Experimented...with Being Gay
One time a long time ago Tom Smith tried to suck Graham Moore's dick. "His moves sucked. I was like, "I'm not a chick, dude." But he was persistant. I mean I couldn't get hard from Tom. So he just jerked off in a corner, it was sad really." Tom Smith claims he did in fact get Graham into bed and that he couldn't get hard. Moore claims, "That's ridiculous. I mean, come on. Seriously."
Twig and Carly to Wed Summer 2008
They are against marriage but who cares they are doing it anyway. "We will still have orgies on the couch and hook up with new, hot, exciting people but its time we really redefine the meaning of marriage. This is pure anarchy. Think about it." Carly Ptak told Noisebloid on the phone. "I mean I never wanted to be like those Michigan people. We won't have babies or anything, that's just tacky. We are going to be role models for the future of marriage."
Sunday, January 20, 2008
Nathan Tusco Stabbed in Akron Bar by a Crazy Bitch
This is Lynette. She stabbed Nathan of Tusco Terror at a bar in Akron twice in his leg causing him to go to an emergency room and get stitches. She stabbed him in his pant pocket through his credit card and made a half inch deep wound. WHAT A BITCH!!! send her hate mail here: http://www.myspace.com/whatwhahahat
Rodger Stella was an Extra on Twin Peaks
On episode 3 in Season One of the TV series Twin Peaks Rodger Stella plays an FBI agent. Rodger is the guy on the right.
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