Monday, July 31, 2006

NOiseblOid wants Show Reviews and Pictures

Please send show reviews and pictures to be posted to

Sunday, July 30, 2006

Unicorn Hard-On and Ren Schofield are Moving to Los Angeles

Valerie Martino of Unicorn Hard-On & R.L. Stein and Ren Schofield of Dynasty, R.L. Stein, & God Willing are moving to L.A. and living with Pedestrian Deposit and Kevin Sheilds at the end of August.

Happy Birthday Don Bolles!

Saturday, July 29, 2006

Look Alike of the Week

Newton or the guy from Kansas City's Umbros?

Charlie D hits a Homer!

At the last Lambsbread house show in Delaware, OH Charlie D got some action from Kathy's friend Kristin. Way to go Charlie!

Friday, July 28, 2006

Pete Nolan gets a "G"

After Thursday's Vampire Belt show, Pete from Magik Markers ended up getting a prison tattoo of a "G" on his left upper arm from a girl who attened the show at McCormick's Bar in New Brunswick . He bled a bit and said it didnt hurt. The pair left the used bloody needle on a table at the bar. Noisebloid wants to know what the "G" stands for, Gay? Gross? Great? Green? Let us know at

Tuesday, July 25, 2006

Kites Moving to Asheville, NC

Kites is moving to Asheville with Heart2Heart member, Sasha Wiseman. Is this a couple alert? Let Noisebloid know:

Happy Birthday Thurston!

Friday, July 21, 2006

Happy 35th Birthday to Laura Palmer!!!

Noisebloid founder, Leslie Keffer, is hosting the biggest social event of the summer in honor of the infamous Twin Peaks character. Max Eisenberg of Nautical Almanac fame (aka DJDogdick), Val Allen, and Door will perform at this exclusive event. The highlight of the evening will be America's favorite boyband, Tusco Terror. Weber Bergquist, a member of Tusco Terror, prevented the band from being able to do a weekend tour of Canada last month after authorities realized Weber was a felon. Weber apparently owed his dealer a significant amount of money so he conspired to kidnap Tovah Olson in an effort to extort ransom from John Olson of Wolf Eyes. When the attempt failed, Weber held John at gunpoint threatening to out him and his sham marriage if he didn't pay up. It seems Olson obliged his request and then turned him into the authorites.

Thursday, July 20, 2006

Dan Hosker gets kicked off Curious Hair Tour

Miami, FL based Curious Hair did an East Coast Tour last month and left bandmate, Dan Hosker, in Providence, RI after a bitter feud over Nashville, TN DIB member Kate Kuss. Rumor has it Dan out-danced Jeff in a dance-off with Kate leaving the 2 at each others throats. Jeff was so furious he left Dan in Providence with his brother after the 2 had it out in a Burger King parking lot. An eye-witness said that Jeff was trying to apologize and make things right when Dan stood on his head against the van and refused to acknowledge him. The Laundry Room Squelchers picked him up when they reached the east coast and Dan was able to ride back to Miami with Rat Bastard. Dan used his standing on his head antics while performing with the Squelchers, unfortunately his trumpet was destroyed during a set because of this.

Happy 3rd Birthday!

Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Look Alike of the Week

Rodney from Indian Jewelry or Naveen Andrews from the TV show Lost?

Monday, July 17, 2006

John Olson Allergic to Bees

Olson was reportedly stung by a bee recently,
causing an allergic reaction. The bee's sexual
preferance has not yet been determined as of presstime.

Mpls Nerd has Alleged Makout Sesh with Elisa Ambrogio

Minneapolis computer nerd Justin Dexheimer allegedly
shared some tender moments with Magic Markers frontman
Elisa Ambrogio at the recent End Times Fest. The
action was "hot and heavy" and included a "bite on the
lip, after conversation of how she hated her mom",
concluding with "third base", reports Justin.

Matt Franco from Air Conditioning a Former Nerd

Matt from that Air Conditioning Band recently sold off
some of his possesions. Amongst them: a double CD
release of They Might Be Giants!
However this lapse in judgement is forgivable,
considering he was also selling the DVD "Twin Peaks:
Fire Walk With Me". Presumably he was already selling
it due to his faith that the edition with the deleted
scenes shall be forthcoming.

Thursday, July 13, 2006

Newton's New 'Stache

Newton replaces his old 'stache with a foreign porn stash.

Happy Birthday Drew!

Happy Birthday to Drew
from Men of Gentle Birth!

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

Mothers Against Noise Online Bake Sale

M.A.N. is having a fundraiser for itself via bake sale. You can order Rice Krispy Treats, assorted cookies, and homemade chocolates with M.A.N. imprinted on them among other goodies. If you are interested in prices or more info you can order through All proceeds go toward M.A.N.'s humanitarian efforts to stop noise.

Dynasty Member Pees Himself in Someone Elses Clothes

Jeremy Harris from Dynasty and Lazy Magnet left his clothes in L.A. while they were on tour, so he got some new clothes from a free bin. Then he left his 2nd bag of clothes somewhere else. On their last night of tour with Coughs, Vanessa from Coughs was trying to get everyone to pee their pants with her and Jeremy was the only one who would do it. Unfortunately, he left his new bag of clothes he got to replace the other 2 bags on the roof of the car in the last city. Jeremy did not know this though. Luckily someone was there to give him a silly pair of swim trunks which he played his last shows in.

Check out some live Dynasty Footage Here:

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Couple Alert!

This just in: Lexie Mountain & Robert from Air Conditioning are a hot item!

Monday, July 10, 2006

Tusco Terror's Akron, Ohio After Party

Look Alike of the Week

Mansfield (Right Arm Severed) or Moby?

WTF??? Wolf Eyes on Fox

Wolf Eyes was on Fox TV in San Diego. Here's a Link.

LRS Tour Memories

Val and Leslie find something very disturbing on the wall at Little Joys in L.A.

Leslie finds her long lost father at Little Joys.

Leslie’s Dad’s Card.

More Black Eyes.

Val’s cuts after L.A. Show.

In Portland we played 2 shows. The first show Tom Greenwood joined us at Clouds. The second show was at Hotel with Sisphrum Vish, Dead/Bird, Red Glare, and Cells.

Red Glare


Before the Seattle Show LRS went to Snoqualmie Falls aka Twin Peaks.

Leslie is very happy to be at “Twin Peaks” despite black eyes.

No Doctors News

Tony Millionaire from the brilliant comic strip
Maakies is doing the next No Doctors album cover, and
has done a "preview" in the current strip (published
in "alternative" free weekly newspapers all over the

Happy Birthday Christopher!

Saturday, July 08, 2006

Happy Birthday to Damion Romero!

Bloodyminded Sleep in their Leather Pants!

Everyone in Bloodyminded sleep in their leather pants except Mark Solotroff who sleeps in Adidas sweatpants.