Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Wolf Eyes Now Only Allows Married People in the Band


Rumor has it that Nate Young was actually kicked out of Wolf Eyes and replaced by Trevor Tremaine because he wasn't married like the rest of the band. Young toyed around with the idea of marrying the likes of Sarah Bernat of 16 Bitch Pile-Up, Jessica Rylan of Can't, and some girl from Michigan named Veronica Smith who works in the office at AAA, but decided to just leave the band.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

HAHAHA FUCKING FUNNY

Anonymous said...

do the right thing, nate!

Anonymous said...

yeah right as if, bernat and rylan are way too good for that dogmuffin.

Anonymous said...

rodger stella raped my neighbor's dog

Anonymous said...

You need to get more creative with this thing..

Anonymous said...

that picture makes him look RIPPED

Anonymous said...

i heard that olson & connelly wanted to do some kind of three-way commitment ceremony on the upcoming hawaiian human animal tour date, but nate wasn't into it. that's the real reason he left. they tried to get dilloway to re-join the band after nate's departure, but since he has found religion since leaving the group he no longer agrees with their lifestyle choices.

Anonymous said...

Rasta man will survive.