Monday, October 23, 2006

Matthew Wascovich to Write Lyrics for Jessica Simpson

Matthew Wascovich is a huge Jessica Simpson fan and now Simpson is a big fan of Wasco! Wascovich sent her a copy of his poetry book "Leo in the Garbage Can" and she fell in love with it! Simpson is planning on using some lines from one of his pieces titled "There are No Fathers in Heaven". (Rumor has it Simpson is pissed at manager/father Joe Simpson.) Wascovich can barely believe it himself, "Jessica is a very talented popstar. I am still flabbergasted she would even read something I sent her, let alone want to make it into song!" The song is scheduled for release summer 2007.



5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I guess she didn't get my song " Daddy wants to palm these big ole jugs of mine"

Anonymous said...

or the mark solotroff-penned "nick lachey tries to explain homosexual episode by claiming being a top and giving a reacharound isn't gay."

Anonymous said...

i heard mark bloodyminded has a crush on wasco. has anyone seen how much he tries to hug him at shows? also, mark totally works out in grey sweatpants and asked wasco over for a light lunch. bloodyminded's number one fan is totally pissed.

everyone said...

i think wasco wrote all of these comments

Anonymous said...

i could find better poetry than matthew wascovich's in ten cans' worth of vomited-up alphabet soup.