Monday, October 09, 2006

This Week in Action News

Apparantly Matt Franco & Lexie Mountain have parted ways (probably because he shaved his head and now spends most of his time going to weddings, snorting coke and shaving his head). Luckily this happened just in time for High Zero Fest in Baltimore. Adam "Reggie Queequeg" Boysen was on a pimpin' streak when he made out with TWO GIRLS AT ONCE at the Post-Party. One was his girlfriend Jen, and the other Lexie Mountain! Way to score some hotties, Reggie!


20 comments:

airconditioning_fan_numero_uno said...

is that seriously matt franco?

Anonymous said...

sense of humor for sale...

Anonymous said...

no, that's adam.

Anonymous said...

how can you make out with someone who has no lips only a small tube extending from between fingers?

Anonymous said...

this is true-

also Adam ended up making out with a another guy too

Anonymous said...

herpes

Anonymous said...

sexually deprived

Reggie Queequeg said...

1. Jen is not my girlfriend
2. I didn't make out with them at the same time, they were seperate times the same night
3.this other dude made out with Lexie right before I did. I did not make out with him though. (he didn't want to).

Anonymous said...

reggie, you are seriously ugly, I wouldnt make out with you or your crotch, IF I COULD FIND IT! Lexie is a man, duct tape works wonders.

Anonymous said...

and to think the bloid almost went a month without mentioning franco...

Anonymous said...

lexie has an ass the size of a dorm room frig

Anonymous said...

Oh my god, Adam has kissed another person!?

Reggie Queequeg said...

4.Lexie kept busting my balls last night for making a list of the misinformation. It was SUPPOSED to be funny, Lexie, ya MORON!

Reggie Queequeg said...

5. It is true that I have no crotch.

Anonymous said...

"It was SUPPOSED to be funny, Lexie, ya MORON!"

looks like the honeymoon is over...

Anonymous said...

...slams like a dorm room frig too!

Anonymous said...

it's like a dorm room frig...covered in Phish stickers, your roommates are always stealing ice cream from it...it smells like sour milk...it's got a vial of LSD hidden inside it.

Anonymous said...

queequeg should quit the band...er... end his life

Anonymous said...

queenie g should quit that ass!

Anonymous said...

who is this bitch