Monday, October 09, 2006
This Week in Action News
Apparantly Matt Franco & Lexie Mountain have parted ways (probably because he shaved his head and now spends most of his time going to weddings, snorting coke and shaving his head). Luckily this happened just in time for High Zero Fest in Baltimore. Adam "Reggie Queequeg" Boysen was on a pimpin' streak when he made out with TWO GIRLS AT ONCE at the Post-Party. One was his girlfriend Jen, and the other Lexie Mountain! Way to score some hotties, Reggie!
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is that seriously matt franco?
sense of humor for sale...
no, that's adam.
how can you make out with someone who has no lips only a small tube extending from between fingers?
this is true-
also Adam ended up making out with a another guy too
herpes
sexually deprived
1. Jen is not my girlfriend
2. I didn't make out with them at the same time, they were seperate times the same night
3.this other dude made out with Lexie right before I did. I did not make out with him though. (he didn't want to).
reggie, you are seriously ugly, I wouldnt make out with you or your crotch, IF I COULD FIND IT! Lexie is a man, duct tape works wonders.
and to think the bloid almost went a month without mentioning franco...
lexie has an ass the size of a dorm room frig
Oh my god, Adam has kissed another person!?
4.Lexie kept busting my balls last night for making a list of the misinformation. It was SUPPOSED to be funny, Lexie, ya MORON!
5. It is true that I have no crotch.
"It was SUPPOSED to be funny, Lexie, ya MORON!"
looks like the honeymoon is over...
...slams like a dorm room frig too!
it's like a dorm room frig...covered in Phish stickers, your roommates are always stealing ice cream from it...it smells like sour milk...it's got a vial of LSD hidden inside it.
queequeg should quit the band...er... end his life
queenie g should quit that ass!
who is this bitch
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