Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Big John Hates Women


Big John from Emeralds got married when he turned 18. Within in months he realized his wife was not who he thought she was and he filed for divorce. In a bitter courtroom battle during the horrifying break-up, Mark (Emeralds) testified against John's now ex-wife. On the stand he referred to her as "Well, I mean, look at her. She is kind of slutty." The judge agreed and John got the house in Lakewood and the Mercury Sable.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

i do indeed hate women! - big john

Anonymous said...

badda bing badda boom

Anonymous said...

John, you love all of God's creatures.

Anonymous said...

this kid is fat and obnoxious. somebody please beat him.