Saturday, January 06, 2007

DJ Dogdick Knows How to get Chicks




While in Philadelphia for the weekend, cocksman/rapperMax Eisenberg had sex with two different girls, two days in a row. One he seduced by drawing a face on her white t shirt, over her boobs and belly, with redwine. Also, during a DJ set, he stuck a slice of old pizza down the pants of a photographer from NYLON magazine who was annoying him.

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

who is this douche?

Anonymous said...

some dude that likes to pretend he's Charlie Draheim.

Anonymous said...

i bet he has herpes

Anonymous said...

Charlie dont have herpes

Anonymous said...

Snoopy Doggy Dog Dick wont get the herpes cuz he wears a strap on.

Anonymous said...

Max is a Mook

Anonymous said...

Max stop writing about your self

Eisenberg said...

I am a douche aren't I!
listen, to set the record str8...
while the posted story is true,
I did not have actual penetrative intercourse with the two girls.

and all you March of the Slimes haters can eat a nasty piece of my wholesomely herpied dip stick

Anonymous said...

nice Emo repsonse dood.

Anonymous said...

Whatever dude - stealing album titles from Draheim, and stealing project names from Tony Miller, this DOG DICK ain't got one bone of originality in his body.

Anonymous said...

rap music is plagurism

Anonymous said...

Tony miller has tiny hands and feet

Anonymous said...

boring boring boring

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