Friday, January 19, 2007

Luke Younger is a Porn Star

Gary R Kelly(circa 1989)

Gary R Kelly (Y'all know him from the HN_AM board) is the UK pornster! Luke Younger (Birds of Delay) is constantly obsessing about what a weirdy GR Kelly is, talking about how he has this collection of porno on his Blackberry. Apparantly Kelly categorized it all in folders like this:
old man/younger man
older woman/ younger man
younger woman/older man
older man/younger LUKE
on and on... a way more ordered collection than the average pornster.
One time GR Kelly came up to John Olsen on the Wolf Eyes tour last year and gave him a cd he made called "Punched by Olsen". The cover is a fatty older man squating in his tighty whiteys, pissing himself while staring you directly in the eyes.... the other side is an old fatty man tied up and a young guy licking his nipples. (Younger Luke?)


Luke Younger

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

nice haircuts.
is the u.k becoming ground central for the new breed of haircut noise?
fuckin' kajagoogoo!!!

Anonymous said...

luke thinks he is good at impersonations

Anonymous said...

users above like to joke

Anonymous said...

that haircut sucks. if i saw this dude lurking about my table of pedals, i knock him out and piss in his mouth. what a gay licker.

Grk! said...

*Everybody's* haircut sucked in 1989. Oh, & those rude videos are in my Soulseek shares, nothing to do with Balckburly.