Monday, January 22, 2007

Tusco Totalled




Tusco Terror, Skin Graft, Emeralds, EE, are all driving to a diner after the first night of some Area Code Fest in Michigan. They get lost trying to find the diner and Stoney Tusco was driving and he was really, really drunk. He went through a red light and their rental van was blindsided by a dude in what looked like a Silverado. They have all their equipment in there, including a borrowed PA system. The van is totalled. The window was blasted open, so Mark decided to get out and fell on his chest. Steve was injured on the impact side. Big John took off with Bee Mask and Mark. John threw a ton of weed over a school fence. Nathan ran away with a bottle of whiskey and an open 30 packer of high life. The cops showed up, didn't breathalyze Stoney, and didn't do any test. Stoney then had to drive around Grand Rapids and collect his scattered crew. Then everyone all stoned, drunk, and just in a bad wreck take the rental van back to Budget to get a new one when they were told "No, you can't have a new van, you totalled this one!"

34 comments:

bee mask said...

actually, rumor has it that roadside assistance called ahead to budget to warn them about how completely fucked up and sketchy we were (are) and THAT'S why they wouldn't give us another van.

top chief said...

pleez note that without the help of mr jason zeh and mr aaron dilloway picking up scattered crew around G.R. homeboys would have been in jail.

Anonymous said...

BROHIO STYLE

Anonymous said...

which school? maybe the weed is still there

Anonymous said...

Never drink and drive!

Anonymous said...

Hey, Tuski Stoner, way to try to kill my friends!

Anonymous said...

laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame

Anonymous said...

being stupid only results in stupid things happening.

top chief said...

i love the level of morale at the bottom of the thread here. goddamn this is incriminating.

Anonymous said...

LLLLLLLoooooosssssserrrrrssssss!!!!
You deserve jail time.

Nathan said...
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duder said...

dont believe every thing you read... duder

Anonymous said...

how how

Nathan said...

SCARED STRAIGHT!!!

bi(g) john said...

tusco BOLD/COLD outside of that van. fuck!

Anonymous said...

Well, considering all those boys are noise hotties, they needed a bit of a wake-up call. I mean, you get a big head riding around, stoning, drinking and out-hotting the competition.

Anonymous said...

The weed and scotch were recovered. The older you get the less brain cells bounce back. OOPS

Anonymous said...

in order to be gossiped about, i thought a band had to make music, releases records, and tour. basically prove yourself. oh wait, this is noise.

Lisa said...

Actually Tusco Terror, and all other bands in this article have toured for the last 4 or 5 years, have set up hundreds of shows in CLeveland, Akron and Kent and also have up to 20 or more releases.oh, I forgot you're just some loser douche bag masterbating to girls online internet piece of noise fan shit. fuck you.

Anonymous said...

then again, that douche has a point. have you ever heard tusco terror?

Anonymous said...

Not I. If they quit what they are doing now, I wouldn't have missed them.

anonymous said...

also, be on the lookout for that emeralds/tusco terror ecstatic peace lp....i mean you said something about releases right?

andy said...

being stupid results in everything ever. fucking idiots.

Anonymous said...

That ain't too impressive an accident really, the van doesn't look too bad from that photo. I heard "totaled", shit man. But I do like the visual of everyone running spazzed out scatterring through the streets of G.R. Stay sketchy

Anonymous said...

i never heard either one of these bands, but if ecstatic peace is putting it out, then both bands must totally suck. Moore has awful fuckin' taste. Gang Wizard? The Aesthetics? MV & EE? All shit.

Anonymous said...

haha

Brooke LaValley said...

Keffro where didja go?

Dat RoRo Kid said...

yo, keffer..where are you? there must be some INC shit...pics etc. what about 'noise celebs...they're just like us!'...i love that shit.

by the way, thanks for the post about my pussy eating skill. it's making me really popular with the ladies...they should all see my 'jackhammer'

peace,

Roger Monotract

Anonymous said...

yeah, keffer, whose cock you sucking now?

Anonymous said...

there's a lot of hatin of this board as of late. hopefully, keffer comes back soon and shuts you mean fuckers down.

Anonymous said...

I heard she fucked at least one noise dwarf in Miami...

steve said...

she is at bob evans

E.E said...

wow, i had no idea people were talking about this. this is funny shit. some of yall that commented on this are seriously stupid.

Anonymous said...

Dude stop the cocaine and restart the blog writing