Sunday, November 11, 2007

Kyle H Mabson Only Gets Laid Once on Tour, But Tongues Keffer in Murfreesboro

Leslie Keffer was overheard saying, "Kyle is a great kisser, I would have been his second, if I didn't have a boyfriend."

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Best noise jams to have sex to...

16 Bitch Pile-Up to Appear on Snapped!

Apparantly Sarah Cathers served jail time for killing an ex. She was later proven innocent.

Nondor Nevai Dated Lindsay Lohan when She was 17

Rat Bastard Quits TLASILA because Tom Smith Smells Like Pee

On their last tour across America Rat decided he couldn't take it anymore, "I was like, c'mon man, you shower ten times a day, you're worse than those squelcher girls, and you still smell like stale piss."

Monday, November 05, 2007

Look Alike of the Week

Stoney Tusco & Mythbuster's Tori Belleci

Sunday, November 04, 2007

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who should you never tour with and why?

Kites and Russian Tsarlag get married in Denmark

Some Girl in New Brunswick thinks Door gave her AIDS

He Didn't.

Glamorous Pat is Actually a Woman

Dennis Tyfus's Dad poses as homeless dude

This old dude is homeless and comes to shows in belgium to get free food and beer by saying he is dennis tyfus's dad.

Eva and Carlo: Always STONED!

Hard Drugs Pukes in God Willing LP

Andrew W.K. Wears Hair Extensions for Shows

Alex's Climax Denial

Alex from Climax Denial while on tour with Bloodyminded in April of 2007 was caught by Mark Solotroff going through Pieter's luggage and sniffing his panties!

Dumb Sorority Girls think Pieter from Bloodyminded is Trent Reznor

During their April east coast tour in Baltimore, MD dumb sorority girls thought Pieter from Bloodyminded was Trent Reznor from the band Nine Inch Nails. He told them he wasn't but soon had to just "sign things to get them to go away". When Pieter got back in his van to head to New York, the girls followed in hot pursuit blarring "Pretty Hate Machine".