Sunday, November 04, 2007

Open Comment

who should you never tour with and why?

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Tom Greenwood/JOMF,,, you'll never see the money!

Anonymous said...

sonic youth

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Anonymous said...

anyone. because touring is a complete waste of time, money and energy.

johnny kakez said...

lol@the retarded comment above.

Anonymous said...

2 dead sluts. they throw oil around like its water

Anonymous said...

I second Tom Greenwood. Then Carlos Giffoni. Dude farts - ALOT.

Anonymous said...

Bastard Noise because they take three hours to set up their pinball machine and sound like monkey farts. THey also spend time talking. Shut the fuck up, tree huggers

Anonymous said...

rat/sqelchers/tlas, if you value yr sanity & prefer 3 hr drivetimes to 30.

Nondor said...

ANYONE invited by TOM SMITH to piggyback. He supplies only the most needy, cumbersome discouraging tag-alongs.
Leslie Q will attack the band SPONSORING her if she's kicking (hence the title "Kill Misty..").
Dylan from Decaer Pinga drinks all day in the car while you drive him around then dashes into the crash pad to steal the best sleeping accomodation while you're busy parking. He does this again and again, all tour long. You sleep on the floor in the kitchen. Tom sleeps in the comfy confines of the hostess. When you finally do complain it's you who is the bad guy. These masochistic conditions are countered only by the expertise of Rat, the logistics professional. Campbell from Leeds is a generous host and so is Bolus.
Eva Revox breaks your ARP axxe and makes Yana Yaya look like Yo-Yo Ma.
MINIVAN = CLOWN CAR

Truckasaurus said...

Junkies. Touring with junkies is always a bad idea. Couples too. Junkie couples, of course, are the big prize...if you hate yourself and want to suffer.

Anonymous said...

monkey lung cuzz you are likely to wake up in a drainpipe covered in 'love cuts' with someone else's feet.

Anonymous said...

i don't know tom but at INC rat slept on the patio & veronica slept in the closet. that goes WAY beyond being "good hosts"

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