Sunday, January 06, 2008

Rat Bastard Wins The Florida Lotto And Saves The Music



It finally happened. After faithfully playing the Florida Lottery twice a week for the last 30 years, Rat's perseverance has paid off... A LOT. Rat Bastard won the $15 million jackpot last month. He was finally able to buy that cherry red Mazda Miata he has had his eye on, and will tour the world this year and next.

April 2008
2 Wed - Tampa
3 Thu - Atlanta
4 Fri - Nashville
5 Sat - New Orleans
6 Sun - Houston
7 Mon - Austin
8 Tue - drive day
9 Wed - Los Angeles
10 Thu - Oakland
11 Fri - San Francisco
12 Sat - Portland
13 Sun - Seattle
14 Mon - drive day
15 Tue - Minneapolis
16 Wed - Madison
17 Thu - Chicago
18 Fri - Detroit
19 Sat - Cincinnati
20 Sun - Columbus
21 Mon - Cleveland
22 Tue - Rochester
23 Wed - Easthampton MA
24 Thu - Boston
25 Fri - Providence
26 Sat - New York City
27 Sun - Philadelphia
28 Mon - Baltimore
29 Tue - Chapel Hill NC

September 2008

19 Fri - Tokyo Japan
20 Sat - Tokyo Japan
21 Sun - Osaka Japan
23 Tue - Seoul South Korea

April 2009

2 Thu - Dublin
3 Fri - Glasgow
4 Sat - Leeds
5 Sun - London
6 Mon - Brighton
7 Tue - Paris
8 Wed - Antwerp
9 Thu - Amsterdam
10 Fri - Berlin
11 Sat - Copenhagen
12 Sun - Oslo
13 Mon - Stockholm
14 Tue - Helsinki
15 Wed - St. Petersburg
16 Thu - Moscow
17 Fri - Moscow
18 Sat - Kiev
19 Sun - Bucharest
20 Mon - Athens
21 Tue - Athens
22 Wed - Ljubljana
23 Thu - Budapest
24 Fri - Wien
25 Sat - Prague
26 Sun - Zurich
27 Mon - Lyon
28 Tue - Milan
29 Wed - Rome

Rat Bastard is officially off his rocker.... or on.



*photo by v

3 comments:

Nondor Nevai said...

plus without a delta-sanctioned haircut he looks like he's three.

anonymous in chicago said...

I wanna go RAT!

armadillo01 said...

totally utterly sucks that Canada is ignored