Sunday, January 06, 2008

Thurston Moore: Loves His Uggs More Than Tapes




Thurston Moore was overheard telling Bill Nace, "I love my Ugg slippers. I think I love them more than my tapes."

An insider told Noisebloid exclusively, "Thurston never takes them off. He does everything in his China Tea 5379's, even the nasty. I even heard that Ugg is going to start producing a limited edition crochet boot to be featured on Oprah's Favorite Things next season. They will be cleverly called Ugg Dirty Boots and will come in three colors, yet to be announced."

5 comments:

Nondor Nevai said...

That explains the lack of stringency in his curating criterion; perhaps you could try releasing footwear, father Yod?

Anonymous said...

seriously! i've thought for years now, but has anyone else observed what great hair thurston has? lee went grey in the 90s. thurston still looks like he's in his early thirties. no jowl either, so it can't be HGH, either. lucky guy!

Anonymous said...

seriously! i've thought for years now, but has anyone else observed what great hair thurston has? lee went grey in the 90s. thurston still looks like he's in his early thirties. no jowl either, so it can't be HGH, either. lucky guy!

Anonymous said...

seriously! i've thought for years now, but has anyone else observed what great hair thurston has? lee went grey in the 90s. thurston still looks like he's in his early thirties. no jowl either, so it can't be HGH, either. lucky guy!

Anonymous said...

sorry i only meant to post that once please delete the reposts so i don't look anonymously retarded, thanks :-)