Sunday, March 30, 2008

Kyle H. Mabson Ruins His Dad's Life

Kyle H. Mabson is into MILFs. He recently had an affair with his step-mother. His father walked in on them in his own bed! They are now getting divorced, but can Kyle and his step-mom's love last????

Thursday, March 27, 2008

Door's Favorite Band is Bright Eyes

Door is mostly inspired by Bright Eyes. "I love his songs, man. They're great. They really hit home. Some nights when I was alone and pensive in New Brunswick I would put that CD on and cry."

Mark Morgan takes it in the ASS!!

After the sightings show at The Bank in Baltimore Mark Morgan made his way into the bedroom of a female house member of The Bank and after a session of heavy petting overheard by Max it turns out a finger was inserted into Mark's ass much to his pleasant surprise. Morgan confirms that it was an 18" strap-on, blue in color with a vibrator. "That girl was a kinky young lady!"

Ed Wilcox Marries Art School Sweetheart!

Sharkiface is Pregnant with Loach Fillet's Baby

Its official! Beware the baby bump... it's coming soon! to a Pigs in the Ground show near you.

Saturday, March 01, 2008