Wednesday, September 08, 2010

Narwhalez and Teeth Mountain Kate are more than Friends

Its official! Brian and Kate's Facebook profiles have been updated to inform us of this super cute new couple! Brian and Kate have been frenching for some time now but were keeping it on the down low. Brian was worried his boyz might get jealous because he scored such a hottie and now is spending most of his time gettin' heavy with Kate. Inside sources say Kate likes Brian to call her "momma" like he called Judge Judy when the couple were on her show. (If you haven't seen it watch it on Noisebloid)"Get me my robe, Momma" was overheard by a friend staying with the couple. Sexy.

Monday, September 06, 2010

Robert from Deadly Orifice 'fucks kids', goes to jail, and rides in an ambulance.

Recently during a Justice Yeldham set in Denton, Tx Robert from Deadly Orifice is screaming and dancing a dance saying over and over "I fuck kids" so of course people start kicking his ass because kid fuckers are the scum of the earth. Lucas Abella even broke a piece of glass over his head. The kid fucker wouldn't stop freaking out. He even starts playing chicken with an oncoming train so the cops came and hauled his ass to jail. Then the next night in Austin, Tx Robert shows up at the Justice Yeldham show again. This time he's chiller and only cuts his arms up so bad( on purpose )that an ambulance was called and he was taken away.

Sunday, September 05, 2010

Mr. Natural and Justice Yeldham cute! Did y'all know Mr. Natural now has a mrs.?


Tonight at bettys lucas a bella unicorn hardon mr natural and more. Nashville rules
Noisebloid is in full force!